Monday, September 26, 2011

Poetry with "B"

Poetry challenge using the letter "B"(this time without a dictionary or help from the net)
(The description of baboon behaviour)
Brilliant Baboons
Balloon bums, big burly baboons bringing bananas.
Building bridges by bending bamboo.
Bearing breasts before babies being born.
Breaking branches between barbed bracken.
Bashing back broad bromelias.
Beserk breeding behind bushes.
Burping boisterously, batting butterflies, beside basking by bright balmy banks.
Biting bark, bothering buzzards.
Baboons behave better because brutal beings burn beauty!!!
(more than fifty words)

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Poetry challenge "A"

This a poetry challenge to put together a poem only using one letter.(Done with a dictionary- I´m not that good!)
In this case please forgive the exception of the repeated words- An, And, Ant.
For english students this exercise can also be useful for vocabulary building and even more so with the correction of a teacher pronunciation improvement!
So here it is:

AN ARACHNOPHOBIC ANT
An adscript ant acting agressively across an arid area, awakened an awful affrayer.
An atrocious archenemy´s attention attracted, ambling abhorrently an ablebodied arachnid.
All alert and astounded, an anxious antenniferous ant abruptly abandons an acervate arenaceous arpet.
Ambitious are araneidan animals, accordingly accompanying an absolutely agitated ant.
Approaching, an amazing acceleration, arriving at an apprehensive ants abdomen, altogether aghast.

Friday, September 23, 2011

Alliteration

Alliteration with "r"!
(no dictionary, just the skills)
Pay attention now...

Reciting rhymes ruthlessly, requires real rising rhythm.
Rhythmless rhyming rings ragged, rattling reason.
Regular readings run rustically, rather resembling repetitive recons round rough rocky regions.

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Wednesday, September 7, 2011

COQUEIROS Clube de futebol!

COQUEIROS
Patrocinio de coqueiros clube de futebol!
Um time de futebol que vai sacudir a primeira divisão!!!
Com a base de fãs aumentando cada dia, esse time esta preparado para jogar.
Com um barquinho de filho e pai asiaticos, o time vai receber apoio de CIBFDF!!!
(China in box federação de futebol)
Apesar que não ha nenhum jogador asiatico esse simbolo de solidariedade esta atraindo pessoas de mundo inteiro!
Jogadores de maior times serão convidados a juntar esse equipe dinamica. Entretanto O grande Neymar se recusou de entrar no time novo, com sorte o primo talentoso Neylago aceitou!
Kaka foi solicitado para jogar em Coquieros, mas mostrou aborrecimento quando um fã chinese enviou uma quebra cabeça com ele e sua familia de maneira esquisito.
Agora Coquieros esta planejando de diversificar a abordagem da organização, pelo a desenvolvimento de armas ocultáveis que podem ser levados para partidos de futebol. Fãs corajosos aplaudirem esses atitudes para manter a nivel de violencia requisitado, alem disso apelos para vandalismo e lutas organisados com a policia foram ouvidos. O forum de Coqueiros foi inundado com pedidos de proibir a transmissao de jogos  internacionais, para deixar mais tempo de assistir campeonatos nacionais que aumenta a hostilidade local.
Porta-voz de coqueiros mencionou a necessidade de rivaldade e os beneficios de treinar seu filho de bater no vizinho se ele foi de um time rival! "Alta competitividade e a sociedade em que nos morramos hoje, se não luta para seu time quem vai manter o orgulho de time, com a cabeça erguida?" "E vandalismo de negocios locais, e violencia que acabar em morte são um preço barato de pagar por uma idéia de pertencer a uma coletividade!!!"
Sera que as fãs do seu time estao fazendo a parte deles? Senão juntar a nós!
Vamos acabar com essa brincadeira, compre seu colete á prova de balas, e a capacete.(pref.motocicleta)
E escolher uma arma de nossa arsenal!!!
Coqueiros para sempre!!! Os outros times são prontos para se tornem extintos. Salve se mesmo e mostrar sua lealdade.

Monday, August 8, 2011

Conspicuous


Conspicuous.(for all the conartists that one day get convicted, hopefully not me)
I con you not! If you are not content... then...
I convoke you all, the convivial of good conduct, and the out of control contumelious.
You are almost contrary to one another, not concomitant, and for being contiguous you hold the blame.
Contagion spread where your infected concrete paths have converged.
I´ve heard your confabulation, these wicked attempts to arouse consternation.
Bless me so conceited, and bless my blessed conspectus completed, congratulate me for it´s well ordered configuration.
Confronting the system and it´s conventional connotations.
Concerning the worlds contention, there´s not one angel sitting in contemplation, never convinced, the thoughts in our heads absolutely convoluted, would you concurr? Can you even consider it with a brain so polluted?
Look out over the contrite crowds constrained by the pain of their big bright contusions,
Are we really sorry for contracting such confusion!?
The contemptuous since birth, congenital is their conniving! Like a contest between ex cons, like convalescent convectors who would consume us in their conflagration.
In their truly unholy morbid consecration. We can still connect, there is one thing concentric that we consist of. Concerning our constant concupiscence!!!


Friday, July 29, 2011

Aliens are taking over your world!

So what the government wants is to keep everyone under control, that´s great. The problem is that some areas of the world have been taken completely over by aliens. The regional authorities of some cities across Brazil have noticed their cities are now inhabitated by aliens.
Aliens are in almost every country despite people saying they don´t exist.
Aliens that have invaded countries like ethiopia died out trying to adopt to the ways of life there. Though in the great metropoles of the world Aliens have infiltrated, imitated, exaggerated and procreated under the weary eye of Nato.
According to research done by S.A.F´s (super alien freaks) houses with chimneys avoid visits from out of space. It has been documented that on several occasions aliens have used the chimney as an entry and have been burnt hard by either a fire in progress or one that hadn´t quite gone out. So use that as food for thought and build a chimney. Apparently aliens don´t visit china for fear of having their technology duplicated on a grand scale. Aliens that hide in our local forests and lakes have been said to be ancient reptiles or overgrown simian chimps. Alas they are just aliens getting out to experience the great outdoors only to have their fun and games effected by overfed camera obsessed Human beings of the genus homo sapien.
What can we learn from the alien species? Firstly we can learn if you hide yourself from the world people will suspect the most sinister things of you. It´s not hard to pretend to be an alien because every stupid version of an alien that hollywood has given us is most similiar to us, except however the classic squid, which however cliche now is still repeated in the most contemporary of sci fi flicks.
Aliens obviously have already identified the enthusiasts and harvested their senses for their perfomances and arguments are the only things that have ever given me doubt that aliens exist. To speak plainly those out there talking of alien abductions etc are those that keep intelligent people from believing there is any such things as extraterrestrials.
Remember aliens are nothing to be ashamed of! If one lives next to you or something like that probably just means you´re really weird which can be cured just by copying everyone else. Or seeking medical help from your mediocre status obssesed local docter!
Being an alien must be hard! Remember they don´t take drugs as opposed to popular opinion, because often their ships rotate at such speeds when they go on trips they literally trip! That must have a great psychological effect don´t you think?

Monday, July 25, 2011

People love crap music


Here I am again with an interesting concept, music!
Do you notice that some people actually ask if others like music!?
It´s a bit like asking if you like drinking or eating isn´t it?
"Do you like music?"
"No music makes me feel bad."
"Wow tough break, so you must really hate radios then or what?
But that´s not the funny ding!
The funny ding is people like to use music in their everyday lives so much now because of ipods and portable music players which allow you to listen to exactly what you like when you like where you like.
That´s great and what happens is people who go running play the final countdown by the scorpions!
Some people cook meals listening to coldplay because it´s a well known Jamie oliver band.
And people listen to stupid house music when they´re doing nothing!
Old people who knew how to use an ipod would definitely listen to classical music in the garden.
And teenage nerds would play their violent videogames to popular hardrock classics like acdc and metallica not to mention the one hit wonder crap bands that make eighties metal so fruity.
So there´s always those attractive woman that take long baths and light candles, their music would typically be enya or enigma sensual music to set the mood.
Then theres people who love going to the shopping malls or street shops listening to hip hop, hip pop and variations of the last decades rap from the brazen classic tupac to the poxy 50 cent american dollar dreamer.
If you get to watch any of these people listening to their music in daily life, sometimes you´ll see them wiggle alittle. When they think nobody´s watching and when their song gets to the chorus or to the part which gives them the spine tingling goosebumps. Sometimes they´ll actually walk to the beat of their music.
or try to make their actions correlate with the music! Imagine the girl in the bath!
House music though is that kind of music which doesn´t generally have lyrics and usually for relaxing can sometimes make parties crappy because nobody can dance or even sing along, and the very notion of moving to the music is awkward. Unless of course fine drugs were furnished, and then you can trip out dancing and singing to neil diamond or dare i say it the carpenters. Who made up house music? is it really "cool"? For people in a house party who only take their hands out of their pocket to take a swig of wine or beer.
Is house music "smooth"?
House music reminds me of those chatline advertisements afterhours convincing you to meet people by making exaggeratedly expensive phone calls. There will be a young man with a cheesy grin and young woman way to sexy to be single, on the couch. And the music will be there in the background urging them on. Urging them to be social. Now isn´t there something wrong with these people. I am really bad at picking up woman, but i would never even consider making one of those 4.99 a minute calls to spice up my life. So i can only guess there is some freakshow´s who crank that house music thinking about their romantic expensive phonecalls.
As house music has a very wide variety of styles it´s dangerous to ridicule the entire style. Alot of electronic music lacks alot, maybe in a few years the guitar will be old fashioned and outdated.