Monday, July 25, 2011

People love crap music


Here I am again with an interesting concept, music!
Do you notice that some people actually ask if others like music!?
It´s a bit like asking if you like drinking or eating isn´t it?
"Do you like music?"
"No music makes me feel bad."
"Wow tough break, so you must really hate radios then or what?
But that´s not the funny ding!
The funny ding is people like to use music in their everyday lives so much now because of ipods and portable music players which allow you to listen to exactly what you like when you like where you like.
That´s great and what happens is people who go running play the final countdown by the scorpions!
Some people cook meals listening to coldplay because it´s a well known Jamie oliver band.
And people listen to stupid house music when they´re doing nothing!
Old people who knew how to use an ipod would definitely listen to classical music in the garden.
And teenage nerds would play their violent videogames to popular hardrock classics like acdc and metallica not to mention the one hit wonder crap bands that make eighties metal so fruity.
So there´s always those attractive woman that take long baths and light candles, their music would typically be enya or enigma sensual music to set the mood.
Then theres people who love going to the shopping malls or street shops listening to hip hop, hip pop and variations of the last decades rap from the brazen classic tupac to the poxy 50 cent american dollar dreamer.
If you get to watch any of these people listening to their music in daily life, sometimes you´ll see them wiggle alittle. When they think nobody´s watching and when their song gets to the chorus or to the part which gives them the spine tingling goosebumps. Sometimes they´ll actually walk to the beat of their music.
or try to make their actions correlate with the music! Imagine the girl in the bath!
House music though is that kind of music which doesn´t generally have lyrics and usually for relaxing can sometimes make parties crappy because nobody can dance or even sing along, and the very notion of moving to the music is awkward. Unless of course fine drugs were furnished, and then you can trip out dancing and singing to neil diamond or dare i say it the carpenters. Who made up house music? is it really "cool"? For people in a house party who only take their hands out of their pocket to take a swig of wine or beer.
Is house music "smooth"?
House music reminds me of those chatline advertisements afterhours convincing you to meet people by making exaggeratedly expensive phone calls. There will be a young man with a cheesy grin and young woman way to sexy to be single, on the couch. And the music will be there in the background urging them on. Urging them to be social. Now isn´t there something wrong with these people. I am really bad at picking up woman, but i would never even consider making one of those 4.99 a minute calls to spice up my life. So i can only guess there is some freakshow´s who crank that house music thinking about their romantic expensive phonecalls.
As house music has a very wide variety of styles it´s dangerous to ridicule the entire style. Alot of electronic music lacks alot, maybe in a few years the guitar will be old fashioned and outdated.

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