Alliteration

Alliteration with "r"!
(no dictionary, just the skills)
Pay attention now...

Reciting rhymes ruthlessly, requires real rising rhythm.
Rhythmless rhyming rings ragged, rattling reason.
Regular readings run rustically, rather resembling repetitive recons round rough rocky regions.

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COQUEIROS Clube de futebol!

COQUEIROS

Patrocinio de coqueiros clube de futebol!
Um time de futebol que vai sacudir a primeira divisão!!!
Com a base de fãs aumentando cada dia, esse time esta preparado para jogar.
Com um barquinho de filho e pai asiaticos, o time vai receber apoio de CIBFDF!!!
(China in box federação de futebol)
Apesar que não ha nenhum jogador asiatico esse simbolo de solidariedade esta atraindo pessoas de mundo inteiro!
Jogadores de maior times serão convidados a juntar esse equipe dinamica. Entretanto O grande Neymar se recusou de entrar no time novo, com sorte o primo talentoso Neylago aceitou!

Kaka foi solicitado para jogar em Coquieros, mas mostrou aborrecimento quando um fã chinese enviou uma quebra cabeça com ele e sua familia de maneira esquisito.

Agora Coquieros esta planejando de diversificar a abordagem da organização, pelo a desenvolvimento de armas ocultáveis que podem ser levados para partidos de futebol. Fãs corajosos aplaudirem esses atitudes para manter a nivel de violencia requisitado, alem disso apelos para vandalismo e lutas organisados com a policia foram ouvidos. O forum de Coqueiros foi inundado com pedidos de proibir a transmissao de jogos  internacionais, para deixar mais tempo de assistir campeonatos nacionais que aumenta a hostilidade local.
Porta-voz de coqueiros mencionou a necessidade de rivaldade e os beneficios de treinar seu filho de bater no vizinho se ele foi de um time rival! "Alta competitividade e a sociedade em que nos morramos hoje, se não luta para seu time quem vai manter o orgulho de time, com a cabeça erguida?" "E vandalismo de negocios locais, e violencia que acabar em morte são um preço barato de pagar por uma idéia de pertencer a uma coletividade!!!"
Sera que as fãs do seu time estao fazendo a parte deles? Senão juntar a nós!
Vamos acabar com essa brincadeira, compre seu colete á prova de balas, e a capacete.(pref.motocicleta)
E escolher uma arma de nossa arsenal!!!
Coqueiros para sempre!!! Os outros times são prontos para se tornem extintos. Salve se mesmo e mostrar sua lealdade.

Conspicuous

Conspicuous.(for all the conartists that one day get convicted, hopefully not me)
I con you not! If you are not content... then...

I convoke you all, the convivial of good conduct, and the out of control contumelious.
You are almost contrary to one another, not concomitant, and for being contiguous you hold the blame.
Contagion spread where your infected concrete paths have converged.
I´ve heard your confabulation, these wicked attempts to arouse consternation.
Bless me so conceited, and bless my blessed conspectus completed, congratulate me for it´s well ordered configuration.
Confronting the system and it´s conventional connotations.
Concerning the worlds contention, there´s not one angel sitting in contemplation, never convinced, the thoughts in our heads absolutely convoluted, would you concurr? Can you even consider it with a brain so polluted?
Look out over the contrite crowds constrained by the pain of their big bright contusions,
Are we really sorry for contracting such confusion!?
The contemptuous since birth, congenital is their conniving! Like a contest between ex cons, like convalescent convectors who would consume us in their conflagration.
In their truly unholy morbid consecration. We can still connect, there is one thing concentric that we consist of. Concerning our constant concupiscence!!!

Aliens are taking over your world!

So what the government wants is to keep everyone under control, that´s great. The problem is that some areas of the world have been taken completely over by aliens. The regional authorities of some cities across Brazil have noticed their cities are now inhabitated by aliens.
Aliens are in almost every country despite people saying they don´t exist.
Aliens that have invaded countries like ethiopia died out trying to adopt to the ways of life there. Though in the great metropoles of the world Aliens have infiltrated, imitated, exaggerated and procreated under the weary eye of Nato.
According to research done by S.A.F´s (super alien freaks) houses with chimneys avoid visits from out of space. It has been documented that on several occasions aliens have used the chimney as an entry and have been burnt hard by either a fire in progress or one that hadn´t quite gone out. So use that as food for thought and build a chimney. Apparently aliens don´t visit china for fear of having their technology duplicated on a grand scale. Aliens that hide in our local forests and lakes have been said to be ancient reptiles or overgrown simian chimps. Alas they are just aliens getting out to experience the great outdoors only to have their fun and games effected by overfed camera obsessed Human beings of the genus homo sapien.
What can we learn from the alien species? Firstly we can learn if you hide yourself from the world people will suspect the most sinister things of you. It´s not hard to pretend to be an alien because every stupid version of an alien that hollywood has given us is most similiar to us, except however the classic squid, which however cliche now is still repeated in the most contemporary of sci fi flicks.
Aliens obviously have already identified the enthusiasts and harvested their senses for their perfomances and arguments are the only things that have ever given me doubt that aliens exist. To speak plainly those out there talking of alien abductions etc are those that keep intelligent people from believing there is any such things as extraterrestrials.
Remember aliens are nothing to be ashamed of! If one lives next to you or something like that probably just means you´re really weird which can be cured just by copying everyone else. Or seeking medical help from your mediocre status obssesed local docter!
Being an alien must be hard! Remember they don´t take drugs as opposed to popular opinion, because often their ships rotate at such speeds when they go on trips they literally trip! That must have a great psychological effect don´t you think?

People love crap music

Here I am again with an interesting concept, music!
Do you notice that some people actually ask if others like music!?
It´s a bit like asking if you like drinking or eating isn´t it?
"Do you like music?"
"No music makes me feel bad."
"Wow tough break, so you must really hate radios then or what?
But that´s not the funny ding!
The funny ding is people like to use music in their everyday lives so much now because of ipods and portable music players which allow you to listen to exactly what you like when you like where you like.
That´s great and what happens is people who go running play the final countdown by the scorpions!
Some people cook meals listening to coldplay because it´s a well known Jamie oliver band.
And people listen to stupid house music when they´re doing nothing!
Old people who knew how to use an ipod would definitely listen to classical music in the garden.
And teenage nerds would play their violent videogames to popular hardrock classics like acdc and metallica not to mention the one hit wonder crap bands that make eighties metal so fruity.
So there´s always those attractive woman that take long baths and light candles, their music would typically be enya or enigma sensual music to set the mood.
Then theres people who love going to the shopping malls or street shops listening to hip hop, hip pop and variations of the last decades rap from the brazen classic tupac to the poxy 50 cent american dollar dreamer.
If you get to watch any of these people listening to their music in daily life, sometimes you´ll see them wiggle alittle. When they think nobody´s watching and when their song gets to the chorus or to the part which gives them the spine tingling goosebumps. Sometimes they´ll actually walk to the beat of their music.
or try to make their actions correlate with the music! Imagine the girl in the bath!
House music though is that kind of music which doesn´t generally have lyrics and usually for relaxing can sometimes make parties crappy because nobody can dance or even sing along, and the very notion of moving to the music is awkward. Unless of course fine drugs were furnished, and then you can trip out dancing and singing to neil diamond or dare i say it the carpenters. Who made up house music? is it really "cool"? For people in a house party who only take their hands out of their pocket to take a swig of wine or beer.
Is house music "smooth"?
House music reminds me of those chatline advertisements afterhours convincing you to meet people by making exaggeratedly expensive phone calls. There will be a young man with a cheesy grin and young woman way to sexy to be single, on the couch. And the music will be there in the background urging them on. Urging them to be social. Now isn´t there something wrong with these people. I am really bad at picking up woman, but i would never even consider making one of those 4.99 a minute calls to spice up my life. So i can only guess there is some freakshow´s who crank that house music thinking about their romantic expensive phonecalls.
As house music has a very wide variety of styles it´s dangerous to ridicule the entire style. Alot of electronic music lacks alot, maybe in a few years the guitar will be old fashioned and outdated.

Soup Operas

Scene 1: Davis and Janet are a middle aged couple living in some run down block of flats in London.
Davis walks in the door from going shopping. Janets on the couch half sitting half lying down watching east enders.
Janet: Hey Davis what took ya so long? You been out for half the friggin day! You got the six pack I asked for?
Davis: No I didn´t have time to get ya stupid beer I was out with me mates wasn´t I.
Janet: But ya did go shopping didn´t ya, ya big doofis?
Davis: Course love, what do you think I is... stupid?
Janet: So you got me crisps then haven´t ya, cause I told ya i wanted crisps?
Davis: Sorry luv didn´t get ya your crisps either that stuffs like a luxury these days can´t be just throwing out money these days.
Janet: So where´s the coca cola?
Davis: You never mentioned no coca cola, wasn´t even on the list was it?
Janet: But ya always get coca cola when ya go shopping dave?
Davis: No dear and guess what? Yesterday was watchen the tele and they was saying that coke´s bad for your stomach, so i was clever today wasn´t I? Saved ourselves a big stomach ache.
Janet: So what we going to drink then?
Davis: Still got half a bottle of milk in the fridge don´t we?
Janet: I guess so, so what exactly did you get while you were shopping?
Davis: I just bet all the shopping money on the dogs, cause i had a real good feeling, plus my mates picked up some inside tips! Lost though wasn´t it, maybe get me luck back next week.

-:As Davis finished his sentence janet threw the remote at Davis´ head hitting him in the temple and knocking him down where he landed in an awkward sitting position rubbing his head and mumbling.
Two hours late when Davis came around he found janet had already gone to bed even though it was early and she usually went to bed late. Davis was outside the bedroom door apologizing.-:
Davis: Just forgive me luv wont happen again me and the lads just havin some laughs down at the bookies is all.
-: Then Janet starts to cry in big moans and groans which really start annoying Davis.
Davis: Come on luv sorry, i´m sorry just stop it!
-:Then Janet turns out the light and thinks to herself with a tear in her eye:Things could have been different. Leaving Davis to sleep on the sofa with his head swollen on the side. Davis puts his head down and thinks to himself with a tear in his eye:Things could have been different.

End of first scene.
Soup operas are the new craze in Britain!
This is a soup opera filmed the same way as a soap opera. Soap operas usually contain ultra-beautiful actors and actresses who play wealthy unfaithful characters from rich neighbourhoods. Soup operas contain poor and annoying characters who are sometimes faithful from poor neighbourhoods.
Soup operas are a new wave hitting Britian showing the poor working class literally worts and all!

Some of the scenes give you an idea of the kind of lifestyles they live. And the problems they create in their own lives can be as hilarious as they are precarious.
Flat apartments where drug users and stray dogs wander round. With dozens of takeaway outlets with unknown franchise names like "Huge burger" and "Chicken time." And on every corner a small but well signposted alcohol store.
A good sized children´s playground with a sandpit minus the sand and just a layer of hard mud.(when it´s dry)
Broken chain swings. And a caved in slide soiled from top to bottom with doggy do do.
Only the latch key kid children go there to organize trouble. And even though the playground is well fenced off, there are several holes in the fences where delinquents and drug users enter and exit at leisure.

The front carpark of the block of flats is half filled with broken down cars minivans and car parts. The other half of the carpark is empty because the residents use public transport. The front carpark is also full of rubbish that the collectors deemed to toxic or sickly to clear away.

The soup opera is more interesting, for one because there is real domestic violence. Even conflict between local gangs that have claimed the block of flats as their own. In general much more entertainment than the tame squabbles of middleclass lovers who have no notion of losing it.
Also there´s the true sense of family which brings people together like for example, when a family member comes back to the flats after doing time in prison. The whole community often reunites on such occasions for a barbeque or if it´s winter simply a good old piss up drinking session which potentially lands somebody else in prison. So get into the new soup opera style where lower class citizens, second hand shoes, ex cons and welfare checks are as hot as desperate housewives!

Segredos do Faustão

Faustão: O grande anfitriao do show de domingo.
A voz dele é forte e como ele se organiza o show dele é muito bom.
Ele sabe conduzir a audiência, e como os grandes olhos dele agrada!
Mas uma coisa fica estranho: Ele emagraceu!!! Agora ele esta mais magro.
Ele fez uma cirurgia do estômago.
Faustão não anda mais como pato e o corpo dele esta melhor.
Espera um momentinho! Que foi esses boatos que Faustão estava com uma aberraçao no corpo dele?
Alguns ex amigos dele juram que ele tem um terceiro mamilo. E que estava là desde que ele nasceu ou foi colocado como uma marca spiritual.
Boatos sairam antes que ele fez cirurgia no estômago.
Ex amigos do Faustão affirmam que ele não tirou a coisa estranha durante a cirurgia.
Medicos que estavam presentes durante cirurgia não quiseram comentar.
Tambem nenhum membro da familia dele comentou.
Abalados fás de Faustão falaram que é ridiculo a noçao de uma coisa tão esquisito.
Infelizmente os fás ficaram decepcionados pois nao existe provas que negam a existência de um terceiro mamilo. De fato não existe evidencias para verificar se tem ou não tem tal coisa.
Mas se for verdade, o terceiro mamilo seria localizado entre os peitos bem apertadinho.
Será que Faustão vai mostrar o mundo que é tudo conjetura.
Foi comentado que o estranho mamilo poderia ter sido colocado durante cirurgia como um brinde de doutor que se compartilha na mesma religião.
Embora que não existam provas concretas, parece que muitas pessoas estão acreditando e assistindo o show do faustão apenas para checar essa coisa tâo curioso.
Quando Silvio Santos foi questionado ele comentou "Não sei nada disso, que coisa mais intrigante!"