Aliens are taking over your world!

So what the government wants is to keep everyone under control, that´s great. The problem is that some areas of the world have been taken completely over by aliens. The regional authorities of some cities across Brazil have noticed their cities are now inhabitated by aliens.
Aliens are in almost every country despite people saying they don´t exist.
Aliens that have invaded countries like ethiopia died out trying to adopt to the ways of life there. Though in the great metropoles of the world Aliens have infiltrated, imitated, exaggerated and procreated under the weary eye of Nato.
According to research done by S.A.F´s (super alien freaks) houses with chimneys avoid visits from out of space. It has been documented that on several occasions aliens have used the chimney as an entry and have been burnt hard by either a fire in progress or one that hadn´t quite gone out. So use that as food for thought and build a chimney. Apparently aliens don´t visit china for fear of having their technology duplicated on a grand scale. Aliens that hide in our local forests and lakes have been said to be ancient reptiles or overgrown simian chimps. Alas they are just aliens getting out to experience the great outdoors only to have their fun and games effected by overfed camera obsessed Human beings of the genus homo sapien.
What can we learn from the alien species? Firstly we can learn if you hide yourself from the world people will suspect the most sinister things of you. It´s not hard to pretend to be an alien because every stupid version of an alien that hollywood has given us is most similiar to us, except however the classic squid, which however cliche now is still repeated in the most contemporary of sci fi flicks.
Aliens obviously have already identified the enthusiasts and harvested their senses for their perfomances and arguments are the only things that have ever given me doubt that aliens exist. To speak plainly those out there talking of alien abductions etc are those that keep intelligent people from believing there is any such things as extraterrestrials.
Remember aliens are nothing to be ashamed of! If one lives next to you or something like that probably just means you´re really weird which can be cured just by copying everyone else. Or seeking medical help from your mediocre status obssesed local docter!
Being an alien must be hard! Remember they don´t take drugs as opposed to popular opinion, because often their ships rotate at such speeds when they go on trips they literally trip! That must have a great psychological effect don´t you think?

People love crap music

Here I am again with an interesting concept, music!
Do you notice that some people actually ask if others like music!?
It´s a bit like asking if you like drinking or eating isn´t it?
"Do you like music?"
"No music makes me feel bad."
"Wow tough break, so you must really hate radios then or what?
But that´s not the funny ding!
The funny ding is people like to use music in their everyday lives so much now because of ipods and portable music players which allow you to listen to exactly what you like when you like where you like.
That´s great and what happens is people who go running play the final countdown by the scorpions!
Some people cook meals listening to coldplay because it´s a well known Jamie oliver band.
And people listen to stupid house music when they´re doing nothing!
Old people who knew how to use an ipod would definitely listen to classical music in the garden.
And teenage nerds would play their violent videogames to popular hardrock classics like acdc and metallica not to mention the one hit wonder crap bands that make eighties metal so fruity.
So there´s always those attractive woman that take long baths and light candles, their music would typically be enya or enigma sensual music to set the mood.
Then theres people who love going to the shopping malls or street shops listening to hip hop, hip pop and variations of the last decades rap from the brazen classic tupac to the poxy 50 cent american dollar dreamer.
If you get to watch any of these people listening to their music in daily life, sometimes you´ll see them wiggle alittle. When they think nobody´s watching and when their song gets to the chorus or to the part which gives them the spine tingling goosebumps. Sometimes they´ll actually walk to the beat of their music.
or try to make their actions correlate with the music! Imagine the girl in the bath!
House music though is that kind of music which doesn´t generally have lyrics and usually for relaxing can sometimes make parties crappy because nobody can dance or even sing along, and the very notion of moving to the music is awkward. Unless of course fine drugs were furnished, and then you can trip out dancing and singing to neil diamond or dare i say it the carpenters. Who made up house music? is it really "cool"? For people in a house party who only take their hands out of their pocket to take a swig of wine or beer.
Is house music "smooth"?
House music reminds me of those chatline advertisements afterhours convincing you to meet people by making exaggeratedly expensive phone calls. There will be a young man with a cheesy grin and young woman way to sexy to be single, on the couch. And the music will be there in the background urging them on. Urging them to be social. Now isn´t there something wrong with these people. I am really bad at picking up woman, but i would never even consider making one of those 4.99 a minute calls to spice up my life. So i can only guess there is some freakshow´s who crank that house music thinking about their romantic expensive phonecalls.
As house music has a very wide variety of styles it´s dangerous to ridicule the entire style. Alot of electronic music lacks alot, maybe in a few years the guitar will be old fashioned and outdated.